December 2009
RT @thighmaster #10YearsAgo I had no penis. today I have three
RT @MattRubanoTBS NY Res#4 Grow taller.
I can’t deal with how cute this is: http://short.to/122q9 (@karenplusone @gurj @jennypennynyc @BrookeDulien @mattrubanotbs @cleverdith)
The only person who had a good 2009 was Lady Gaga.
she knows!!! RT @Sn00ki the psychic says 2010 will bring fist pumps snookin the nights and ron ron juice.
RT @Jennypennynyc Who wants to make $$$ tonight in nyc? 2 coat check jobs available & 1 door girl job in the LES/EV txt me asap 917-881-6673
The only reason I’m having NYE at my apt is bc there’s a new episode of Jersey Shore on and I didn’t want to miss it by being at a club.
What’s the recipe for Ronnie’s booze/juice on Jersey Shore? I know it contains BodyHeat, but what else?
Real-life friends: hit me up via email/text/facebook/twitter about my party tonight. Happy New Year! xo
RT @ItsTheSituation Tune in to MTV tomorrow night - Thurs 12/31 - all-new “Jersey Shore” 10PM - then hosting MTV’s New Years Eve live from T
Justin Long’s ethnicity confuses me.
Maybe karaoke later?
I didn’t get my Minetta Burger tonight… it was packed. Went to BLT instead and the Burger was totally so-so. Boo. maybe luck on Monday?
“Thanks for not live tweeting our date.”
I wonder what Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler are up to tonight…
This boy knows all my dirty secrets.
I’m pretty when you’re drunk.
Getting a Burger at Minetta Tavern after Sherlock Holmes. Beefy.
I’m writing about music again! Check out my new column!: http://short.to/120sg
RT @melissabeck i need a blog that cares about ppl that mattered from 1997-2005 pls cuz who R lautner boyle ke$ha jonas quinto rpattz etc…
Do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber?
RT @alexblagg The ’00s: We made a big Internet and then tried to read it all. The end.
RT @cnnbrk Suspicious van prompts brief evacuation of NASDAQ, other buildings in New York. http://bit.ly/5cePWP
Real life friends in nyc: hit me up re tomorrow’s festivities.
I genuinely thought he wrote @mikeyway RT @RiversCuomo Does the Milky Way make anyone else sad?
I sleep better at night knowing that someone out there is tired of banging Angelina Jolie.
RT @JeremySisto I’m playing a show of my original songs w/a great band. Wed Jan 13th at the Bitter End on Bleaker st in NY. Come on down!
Frank Lundy is on this episode of L&O.
OMG RT @MacHulkster THIS CAN’T BE FORREAL… BUT IT TOTALLY IS!!! FREAK!!!http://twitpic.com/ve232 (via @iamamayzing) no way you took that!
I’m sorry I didn’t say this before, but I’m very sorry for all my friends that lost a friend in The Rev yesterday. I really wish the best to
RT @MTVDJPaulyD Who’s Ready for DJ PAULYD Tomorrow night @ Club Abyss In Jersey ??? http://bit.ly/7RKXp1
RT @smilebehind I love @MattRubanoTBS. Hopefully I can meet him one day <3
Dear Car Alarm blaring outside of my apartment, I hope you die in a fire.
Jewish moms: does being a doctor trump being a Jew?
Jeremy Sisto also looks like my ex, which makes watching Law & Order weird but comforting.
RT @JENNIWOWW 2010 is going to be a good year!
Law&Order: Sexy Crimes
RT @Wallpaper NEW YEARS EVE with WALLPAPER & @club1994 in SF!! Get yr adv tickets before they’re gone! http://short.to/11x0c
Chris Noth on Law & Order and pre-cleaning my apartment before the housekeeper comes are both annoying things I put myself through.
RT @nateturbow This gets, um, a little weird around the one minute mark … http://short.to/11wt0
RT @lindsayism Don’t do cocaine, kids. No, really, for real: http://short.to/11wrw
Ive never seen the Wire, so apparently I have something to look forward to in 2010.
omg @nycfiona RT @GawkerDotCom [Copycat] : Tyra Banks is to end her talk show in its fifth season, in spring. http://bit.ly/6SQDXL
http://twitgoo.com/aox3b I was a very awkward kid. Age 7 or 8. for @mattrubanotbs @karenplusone
The Jeff Goldblum era of Law & Order amuses me because he looks like my ex.
I love the Slap Chop remix commercials.
Three more days and celebrities can stop dying.
RT @Mahsaxo I love muse.
Pickles is my thing.
Britney’s gone back to brunette. Twins once again!!!!