December 2009
RT @thighmaster #10YearsAgo I had no penis. today I have three
Dec 31st
RT @MattRubanoTBS NY Res#4 Grow taller.
Dec 31st
I can’t deal with how cute this is: http://short.to/122q9 (@karenplusone @gurj @jennypennynyc @BrookeDulien @mattrubanotbs @cleverdith)
Dec 31st
The only person who had a good 2009 was Lady Gaga.
Dec 31st
she knows!!! RT @Sn00ki the psychic says 2010 will bring fist pumps snookin the nights and ron ron juice.
Dec 31st
RT @Jennypennynyc Who wants to make $$$ tonight in nyc? 2 coat check jobs available & 1 door girl job in the LES/EV txt me asap 917-881-6673
Dec 31st
The only reason I’m having NYE at my apt is bc there’s a new episode of Jersey Shore on and I didn’t want to miss it by being at a club.
Dec 31st
What’s the recipe for Ronnie’s booze/juice on Jersey Shore? I know it contains BodyHeat, but what else?
Dec 31st
Real-life friends: hit me up via email/text/facebook/twitter about my party tonight. Happy New Year! xo
Dec 31st
RT @ItsTheSituation Tune in to MTV tomorrow night - Thurs 12/31 - all-new “Jersey Shore” 10PM - then hosting MTV’s New Years Eve live from T
Dec 31st
Justin Long’s ethnicity confuses me.
Dec 31st
Maybe karaoke later?
Dec 31st
I didn’t get my Minetta Burger tonight… it was packed. Went to BLT instead and the Burger was totally so-so. Boo. maybe luck on Monday?
Dec 31st
“Thanks for not live tweeting our date.”
Dec 31st
I wonder what Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler are up to tonight…
Dec 31st
This boy knows all my dirty secrets.
Dec 31st
I’m pretty when you’re drunk.
Dec 30th
Getting a Burger at Minetta Tavern after Sherlock Holmes. Beefy.
Dec 30th
I’m writing about music again! Check out my new column!: http://short.to/120sg
Dec 30th
RT @melissabeck i need a blog that cares about ppl that mattered from 1997-2005 pls cuz who R lautner boyle ke$ha jonas quinto rpattz etc…
Dec 30th
Do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber?
Dec 30th
RT @alexblagg The ’00s: We made a big Internet and then tried to read it all. The end.
Dec 30th
RT @cnnbrk Suspicious van prompts brief evacuation of NASDAQ, other buildings in New York. http://bit.ly/5cePWP
Dec 30th
Real life friends in nyc: hit me up re tomorrow’s festivities.
Dec 30th
I genuinely thought he wrote @mikeyway RT @RiversCuomo Does the Milky Way make anyone else sad?
Dec 30th
I sleep better at night knowing that someone out there is tired of banging Angelina Jolie.
Dec 30th
RT @JeremySisto I’m playing a show of my original songs w/a great band. Wed Jan 13th at the Bitter End on Bleaker st in NY. Come on down!
Dec 30th
Frank Lundy is on this episode of L&O.
Dec 30th
OMG RT @MacHulkster THIS CAN’T BE FORREAL… BUT IT TOTALLY IS!!! FREAK!!!http://twitpic.com/ve232 (via @iamamayzing) no way you took that!
Dec 30th
I’m sorry I didn’t say this before, but I’m very sorry for all my friends that lost a friend in The Rev yesterday. I really wish the best to
Dec 30th
RT @MTVDJPaulyD Who’s Ready for DJ PAULYD Tomorrow night @ Club Abyss In Jersey ??? http://bit.ly/7RKXp1
Dec 30th
RT @smilebehind I love @MattRubanoTBS. Hopefully I can meet him one day <3
Dec 30th
Dear Car Alarm blaring outside of my apartment, I hope you die in a fire.
Dec 30th
Jewish moms: does being a doctor trump being a Jew?
Dec 30th
Jeremy Sisto also looks like my ex, which makes watching Law & Order weird but comforting.
Dec 30th
RT @JENNIWOWW 2010 is going to be a good year!
Dec 30th
Law&Order: Sexy Crimes
Dec 29th
RT @Wallpaper NEW YEARS EVE with WALLPAPER & @club1994 in SF!! Get yr adv tickets before they’re gone! http://short.to/11x0c
Dec 29th
Chris Noth on Law & Order and pre-cleaning my apartment before the housekeeper comes are both annoying things I put myself through.
Dec 29th
RT @nateturbow This gets, um, a little weird around the one minute mark … http://short.to/11wt0
Dec 29th
RT @lindsayism Don’t do cocaine, kids. No, really, for real: http://short.to/11wrw
Dec 29th
Ive never seen the Wire, so apparently I have something to look forward to in 2010.
Dec 29th
omg @nycfiona RT @GawkerDotCom [Copycat] : Tyra Banks is to end her talk show in its fifth season, in spring. http://bit.ly/6SQDXL
Dec 29th
http://twitgoo.com/aox3b I was a very awkward kid. Age 7 or 8. for @mattrubanotbs @karenplusone
Dec 29th
The Jeff Goldblum era of Law & Order amuses me because he looks like my ex.
Dec 29th
I love the Slap Chop remix commercials.
Dec 29th
Three more days and celebrities can stop dying.
Dec 29th
RT @Mahsaxo I love muse.
Dec 29th
Pickles is my thing.
Dec 29th
Britney’s gone back to brunette. Twins once again!!!!
Dec 29th