February 2010
Your new 3D amour-ir glasses look great on the Grammys, @kerinrose!
Adorable children, but didn’t Prince Michael kinda sound like Butters?
The Reboot 2010 directory of networked Jews (of which I’m a part of). AKA where I’ll find my next boyfriend: http://twitgoo.com/crodj
I’m so truly greatful to have the job I have at Edelman & to be working with such wonderful, bold, & creative people who inspire me hourly.
January 2010
Its a dream come true!!! RT @S___Elliott @ultragrrrl I’m down for it. A few days with @ultragrrrl is on the agenda.
Bone marrow. Burger. Bone marrow. Burger. Chocolate chip muffin. Coffee. Burger. Bone marrow. That’s basically my first thought each morning
Unless you’re going to Kate’s, veggie burgers are not satisfying. Try a portobello Burger instead. Way better& doesn’t get mushy & inedible.
Dear Universe, please give my girl @MelanieFiona a Grammy tonight. She’s amazing and derserves it so much.
SNL was mostly uninteresting this week. Bummer.
Is it a sign that im now an adult because I find Michael Bouble charming?
I just invented scent tones. Your personalized scent tone is Victoria’s secret Hooker scent.
off to hang out with my future ex husband and his future exwife. @mattrubanotbs and @karenplusone
I just coached my friend in how to say “I want a burger” for his McDonalds voice over audition. He didn’t ask for my help.
I just realized I wake up at 7:30am now. Fml.
so… @guyoseary follows me on twitter but @karenplusone and @gurj does not. I STOPPED WEARING MY TINFOIL HATS LADIES. I’m okay to follow.
It sounds like the street outside my window is getting its teeth cleaned.
It looks good!!! RT @karenplusone I love @ultragrrrl, not so much her movie suggestions. Hot Tub Time Machine? Really?
LOLOLOL http://twitgoo.com/coj60
my birthday party!!! RT @PrinceTerrence I wanna do a party where I just play The Crow Soundtrack all night
This doesn’t even look like me, but it is http://twitgoo.com/coj2d
930 and I am home for the nizzight.
My room is a mess http://twitgoo.com/coitg
A mazuzah on the door means you’re home! http://twitgoo.com/coirq
Listening to Black Eyed Peas… FOR RESEARCH.
GONNA BE GETTING A DRINK WITH @STEVERUBEL
After work shenanigans http://twitgoo.com/cnthg
Just played “never had I ever” with Edelman peeps (@ Antarctica w/ 5 others) http://4sq.com/8hxiYS
I’m at Antarctica (287 Hudson St, at Spring, New York) w/ 4 others. http://4sq.com/8hxiYS
http://twitgoo.com/cnteg
would anyone like to get big fat steak fries with me after work?
This is the best soda! http://twitgoo.com/cnig6
Working Heinz Ketchup has made me CONSTANTLY hungry for big fat steak fries. I haven’t had those in ages. Are they available at Katz’s?
#ff @arielhatesyou
RT @djspinbad Steve Jobs… I’m really proud of you, and I’ma let u finish… but Moses had one of the best tablets of all time
RT @Dove Rejuvenate ur mind & body all day w/Dove go fresh. Free samples starting next week via our Facebook page. http://bit.ly/aawexI
LOL RT @cococourtney Im talkin bout blisters on my toestoes wakin up in last nights clothesclothes incoherent tweets from my phonephone
RT @BoingBoing Anvil: the Story of Anvil, a real-world Spinal Tap documentary that will have you laughing, crying a http://bit.ly/aAlcFy
I woke up today with one of Angelina’s luggage next to me incase I had to puke. She should endorse Hefty bags.
JD Salinger totally Michael Jacksoned Zelda Rubenstein’s Farrah Fawcett! (She was the midget psychic from Poltergeist and Teen Witch).
I either had food poisoning or the stomach bug. if it was the bug, I’m super sorry to my colleagues & the impending doom about to give them.
Is there a stomach bug going around?
RT @NYCAviation Book ‘Lost’ Flight on Oceanic Airways Through Kayak.com. See: http://nycaviation.com/6973
Mother Nature Will Have Her Revenge on This Earth.
this is an atrocity! RT @CNN Iran sentences 11 demonstrators to death. http://bit.ly/aWYZ4Q
I registered on jdate as a male ketchup bottle and I get a few emails a day saying they’ve found a match for me. What yentas that site is!
Anyone wanna go to the Norwood with me on Friday night? Ive got a guestlist and maybe drink tix.
Got some amazing FREE chicken noodle soup from Eddie and Evan at @baohausnyc!!! Its where Asians and Jews meet!
Are any of my twitter followers bloggers or tweeters with a lot of followers based in Miami?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6GXJ3pBbkk