January 2011
Bring Champagne.
December 2010
RT @mattRAZ: I’m trying to sublet a room in Manhattan/Williamsburg/Bushwick for most of Jan up to $700 please RT
Ok, I just sent @Tsoukalos about 5 tweets begging him to have me as a talking head on @AncientAliens. I’ve never wanted something so bad.
There’s some elephant that’s been following me into every room that I walk into.
RUB THE LOTION ON THE FUCKING SKIN! Good morning.
If you want me for longer than 4 months, you’ve gotta drive me fucking nuts. That’s seems to work.
Time Likely To End Within Earth’s Lifespan, Say Physicists: http://bit.ly/fxqcGw (link via @caseypenney)
RT @NASA: LIVE NOW: We’re staying ‘Up All Night’ chatting w/ astronomers for the Lunar Eclipse tonight at Midnight ET http://go.nasa.gov …
RT @REUTERSFLASH: Terminal a at Newark airport closed to public, bomb squad on the scene - Reuters witness
So I heard it snowed in London…
RT @NYLONinHeels: RT @steverubel Edelman is #5 on the top places to work - not far behind Facebook http://j.mp/h7fdJv
Just had dinner with my exbf David at Crispo on 14th and I ordered bone marrow app and it was Flintstone sized. TOO MUCH!
Gimme handles for brands on twitter that are doing their job well. #learnfromexample THANKS!
My good friend @deadelevators is moving to Beijing … anyone follow me that lives there?
Help me do my job better: What are some great examples of brands that use Twitter? #learnfromexample Thanks!
what’s best: Roku XDS or Boxee Box by D-Link or something i’m not thinking of? need to get rid of my expensive cable!
Deep thoughts by a midget RT @MatthewRubano: @EllenMaHa so does @ultragrrrl after watching Black Swan “…so its Fight Club for girls!?”
News that happened while you were sleeping: http://bit.ly/f6HqZq
And then there was light: http://twitpic.com/3efawl
I bet if Miners were actually minors, they’d get stuck in mines less often.
There is no Rosability.
I wonder how @mikeyway was able to track down Brett Anderson from Suede’s hair stylist and have him do @mcrofficial’s hair.
Oh right!
Last.fm randomly landed on a song written about/for me! Cute!!!!
How does someone look as simian as Gaz Combs and not get researched on? I think he’s hot as fuck, but I’m an apefucker.
an imitation of me reading my work emails: boring. boring. boring. oooh, a link to bossip.
an oldie but goodie: http://bit.ly/eZQk3O … it’s still fun to do bad things.
RT @keshasuxx: just bought a one way ticket http://twitpic.com/3e4ul2
RT @bradwalsh: If you wrote a detailed plan of action to buy gifts online during midnight sales, does that mean you had a nocturnal e-mi …
I can’t wait to pick up my RX for adderall tomorrow. It couldn’t come soon enough. My brain does not want to work.
News that happened while you were sleeping: http://bit.ly/fi0m52
what song does this my chem song sound like? http://bit.ly/ferGve
It’s Mario!
OMG I totally forgot that yesterday @Hirschorn called me a pop culture Rainman to my colleagues during the panel he did at Edelman. <3
I mean, how many sephardic eggs are out there? I bet not that many. And I’m part ashkinazi… so I’ve got that range. Green eyes are a +.
Talking 2my ex about donating eggs. As an intelligent Jewish woman w/moderate success, it seems like they’d be wanted, right, and a Mizvah!
Plus I have an artistic background. The Lewitinns are musically inclined & my grandfather was like an inventor of the pacemaker or some ish.
I would’ve done a lot of things differently.
Is anyone out there friends with @joyformidable? Can they please ask them to take jj72/Mark Greaney on tour with them next year?
I’m gonna #tbh … I’m a #fightorfuck kind of girl. #sorrymom
Its time to #fuckorfight (cc: @rachelsklar)
Pick one: #fightorfuck #fuckorfight
I’m at Rebar for a Reboot party. This is where Jews congregate to run the industry. Seriously.
OMG I JUST GOT RECOGNIZED BY A BARISTA AT STARBUCKS! That never happens. Only at Killers/MCR shows but never in real life situations. Yay!
I think I’m gonna change my twitter bio to say: the views here express 100% the views of my employer. Everything I say, they say.
RT @EdgeShaveZone: #Soirritating you’re too sleepy for a midnight launch of #Cataclysm? RT & follow and we might get you an alarm clock, …
Boo! My mom nixed my idea to sell my eggs. She wants me to get married and keep the babies. Sheesh. She’ll be stoked when I buy her a car.
My doctor just said I’m stupidly fertile and would be an amazing candidate for egg donations. His words were: “you’d make a fortune.”
Michael @Hirschorn came to speak to Edelman today and was inspiring. His views on how fucked the world is makes me happy to live randomly.
RT @CKlosterman: ATTN Boston: Tonight at 8 pm, I will be speaking in the Blackman Auditorium (campus of Northeastern University). I assu …