January 2011
I’m pretty open minded and it takes a LOT to shock me, but I’m pretty sure one day my kids will rebel against me by getting tribal tattoos.
RT @lvlewitinn: Pour Alexandrie — Claude François - Alexandrie, Alexandra http://t.co/YFmqMER #Egypt #Alexandria
RT @AP: Looters break into Cairo’s famed Egyptian Museum, rip heads off two mummies http://apne.ws/gMFh74 #Egypt #Jan25 -SB
The Diff’rent Strokes #hipstersitcoms
Who has time for a civilian uprising when there’s consumer products to sell.
I roofied @shriner. Gonna take advantage. #doitlikeadude
A-licky boom boom down.
my mom is freaking the fuck out bc i’m flying spirit airlines tmrw. FLIPPING out. she wont leave me alone. “there’s holes in the cockpit.”
http://twitpic.com/3teky2 me and @bwallatwork
A seal screaming like a man… one of the funniest things i’ve seen all day: http://bit.ly/euUsng
One day I’ll have a kid, & besides asking “which one of these dudes is my dad?”, they’ll also wonder what life was like before supervolcanos
RT @JuliaWaiyan: Congrats 2 @Edelman who is #7 on @adage’s Agency A-list! http://bit.ly/g1hlyb
Woke up craving a doughnut, but I’m going w/the healthier alternative of a clinton st banana chocolate chip muffin instead. #bakednotfried
“Sarah, I had a nightmare u put a nude pic of urself on Facebk &nearly had a heartattack in my sleep.” “Mom, just tell me: did I look good?”
RT @thesulk: If I listen to Kid A in the rain I will turn into a dot matrix printer.
RT @nateturbow: I’m all for gays in the military, but on the fence about the combat boots vs roller blades issue.
My dream, feat. Matthew McConaughey, just overlapped with my TV and when I came to, Alton Brown seemed awkward.
Do leggings count as pants?
CO-SIGN RT @silenziosa: i miss the good old days, when @courtneylover79 and i were a TEAM.
RT @Tsoukalos: I’ve blown up into an Internet Meme! Some of the Memes are CLASSIC! Thank you everyone who took the effort! See: http://t …
My new job title: Void Filler. … I’m even doing it now! Right this second! With this tweet!
RT @gideonyago: Today’s weather: cloudy with a chance of mass animal deaths.
RT @kellyoxford: Maybe all the birds we’ve killed in Angry Birds are real.
Where the eff is this snow? I need something blissful to be happening in the nature around insomniac me while i read conspiracy sites.
radio signals coming from Saturn’s rings? ooooh neat!: http://bit.ly/hQUWzd (thanks @colormebriana for the tip!)
It’s amazing where I’m standing,
There’s a lot that we can give.
This is ours just for a moment.
There’s a lot that we can give.
I’ve gotta say, my Apocalypse playlist almost makes it worth it: http://bit.ly/flXHow … thanks to everyone who helped.
Have a wonderful day guys! RT @AboveTopSecret: Massive Earth Kill Off… WHAT IS HAPPENING? http://dlvr.it/Chjlt
Overheard: “would you trade an adderall for a 4loko?”
Why are only black birds dying? That’s racist.
bruce the devirginizer.
I gotta thank those of you who sent me n00dz last night. I made one of you my wallpaper on my G1.
I don’t know how i’d get through some things without @johnnymcdaid … he’s like my new respiratory system when i cant breathe.
Bad dream!
Just sent one of the most difficult emails I’ve ever had to write. Feeling kind of dizzy.
I’m not nearly as open on Twitter as I’d like to be. Believe it or not,there’s so much more that I want to say.
RT @BreakingNews: Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Famer Chuck Berry collapses on keyboard during show at Congress Theater - Chicago Sun Times htt …
RT @JITG: @ultragrrrl glad to see you’re into planned parenthood
This is what my heaven looks like. Me and @kevo_destefan (cc: @caseypenney) http://twitpic.com/3m2xiw
I love you.